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And it doesn’t even have to cost you a fortune, for we have a range of fun items for below £5. So to get HIM in the mood, we have a vibrating cock ring that leads to harder erections and longer lasting sex, while for HER there’s the famous Lady Finger, a discreet and elegant, stylish vibe that’s ideal for clitoral stimulation, but which can also slide in nice and deep when nothing less than penetration will do. And to add an extra something to the atmosphere, what could be better than a squirt of Liquid Gold, one of the finest sex enhancers around? And with all three of these items costing less than a fiver, you’ve got a great night of passion for under £15!

And if you want to make things even more special, browse our stunning range of costumes and lingerie. Perhaps you fantasise about being a naughty schoolgirl, a sexy nurse or a flirty French maid. Well, those are just some of the seductive outfits we have on offer to allow you to fulfil your wildest role-play fantasies. Or perhaps you’d prefer something slightly more classic, like a babydoll nightie worn with stockings and suspenders, or if you’re feeling in a more dominant mood, there’s our stunning range of corsets and basques. Or you might even like a pair of crotchless knickers, for those moments when you can’t waste a second’s time. These are especially popular among the swinging and dogging community and are perfect if you’re into outdoor sex.

But indoors or outdoors, your sex life will be better with a wide range of toys to help you play. Something as simple as an anal plug can add a whole new dimension to a couple’s time in bed together, or by risking something more extreme – perhaps a whip and some handcuffs from our bondage range - there’s a chance of setting your relationship off into a completely new realm of erotic fulfilment. And remember, sex toys are designed for play, and play is all about having fun, so you needn’t feel shy or awkward about purchasing any of the items on this site. However wild or extreme your fantasies may seem, they’re just a way of having hot, dirty fun!

And you certainly needn’t worry what the neighbours will think, because at Utopia Ireland we know the importance of discretion and security. All items are sent out in plain, discreet packaging, with same-day dispatch on all orders placed by 4pm, and for credit and debit card transactions we use Securetrading Ltd, the approved payments processor of our bankers, Lloyds TSB. Postage comes free within Ireland and the UK for all orders over £35, and there’s a no quibble returns policy on all unopened, unwanted items. And if any problems arise with your order, there’s a free phone number for you to call – just dial 0800 310 1323 to speak to someone in our Customer Service team.

We like to think it’s for reasons like these – the fact that we recognise the value of security, discretion and good customer service– that Utopia Ireland has quickly become the number one site for sex toys in Ireland. We are particularly pleased to be the recommended retail site chosen by www.irishswingers.ie, the most popular contact site for Irish swingers, and by Naughty Contacts magazine, a leading top-shelf publication read by swingers, doggers and wife swapping couples not just in Ireland but throughout the UK. Sex toys have always played a vital part in making swing meets and orgies go with a bang, so to have our products recognised among the swing community is a sure sign we’re doing something right. But don’t think we’re resting on our laurels, because there’s always more good work to be done and that’s why we’re constantly on the look-out for more hot products to get you off.

You see, at Utopia Ireland, we want to make people happy and there is no better way of doing that than through hot, horny sex. The bedroom should be a wonderful place – a place of wild excitement and sexual abandon – and you’ll be surprised what a difference the addition of a few well-chosen sex toys can make when it comes to having fun. So if you’re sick and tired of the missionary position or seeing your wife dressed in the same old nightie, or if your man just isn’t making you come hard enough, then browse round our 100% safe, discreet sex store and find something that will add a little extra spice to your bedroom games. Do you want to get those juices flowing? Do you want to come so hard it hurts? Then what you need is some new toys to play with...

So what are you waiting for? Let’s get shopping!